I'm Not Mature Enough To Be Married

"Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection" (itsalwayssteve)
01/27/2015 at 16:53 • Filed to: None

Sunday night, my wife was being sexy and so on...

and she said, "You can do whatever you want to me."

I replied, "Well in that case, we're gonna need another jar of mayonnaise."

DISCUSSION (18)

Cherry_man1 > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection
01/27/2015 at 16:56

I litteraly loled in the middle of the student union cause of this

ttyymmnn > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection
01/27/2015 at 16:57

It's very rarely that I use the words "wife" and "being sexy" in the same sentence. How long have you been married?

Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection > ttyymmnn
01/27/2015 at 16:58

About 3.5 years. It's interesting. The entire time we've known each other we've spent only 10 days apart.

ttyymmnn > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection
01/27/2015 at 17:01

I've been married for 24 years. I go out of town about once a month for gigs, but only a weekend at a time. I think the longest stretch we've ever been apart is maybe two weeks. It's tough to remember, though. Have fun with the next 20!

Tohru > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection
01/27/2015 at 17:05

*Another* jar of mayo? I'm almost afraid to ask what you did with the first one.

Osiris - I can haz Euro spec? > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection
01/27/2015 at 17:11

Congrats! I've been with my wife for 9 years in August (married for almost 6). The longest apart we've been was 8 weeks due to my basic training.

Sir Halffast > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection
01/27/2015 at 17:13

Well, did she respond well? Because if she did, well...

desertdog5051 > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection
01/27/2015 at 17:20

Miracle Whip or Mayonnaise. Hmmm, which would be better for this situation.

Trevor Slattery, ACTOR > ttyymmnn
01/27/2015 at 17:32

My my left me alone for 6 weeks one summer...

NOTHING good came of it. To say I regressed would be an understatement.

Lekker > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection
01/27/2015 at 17:34

I made it 5 years of married until I spent a single day not seeing her from the day I met her. Then I had to move away for a job, and well, that's another story.

Tell me more about the mayonnaise plan tho.......

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection
01/27/2015 at 17:34

My girlfriend said to "put her however I wanted her". I picked her up and carried her to the kitchen. She about died laughing (my girlfriend is an aspiring chef)